December 2011
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nixons asked: dumb
Anonymous asked: I finally understand your tumblr name AND I LOVE IT
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why am i going to a party instead of a club. i just wanna dance.
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2012 Resolutions
procure the jesse eisenberg/andrew garfield sex tape that i know exists
find ryan gosling and punish him for his continued existence
that’s it
that’s going to be the whole year
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what if as punishment karp starts removing the letter e from every post that we make.
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wakingthegoldenwood:
“Stop fighting this,” e whispered, gently stroking a finger down the side of tumblr’s cheek. He flinched, but didn’t recoil as vehemently as e had expected, so he continued, rubbing soothing patterns onto the familiar blue skin.
“Don’t you see? We’re meant to be together.”
And maybe tumblr did see, deep down. But that didn’t stop him from glaring because it hurt, it always...
welp
i sent off for a free netipot
and i got this
that’s ten of these
and two of these
but what would people do if i started reblogging their follow forever/friday/whatever posts and editing my url in and then saying “oh my god thank you so much!!!”?
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Watch
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Anonymous asked: HILARIOUS
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anonymously message me exactly what type of person you think i seem like from my tumblr.
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THE BITCH IS BACK
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on vacation. stop.
avoiding tumblr because I haven’t seen smithmas. stop.
it’s six in the morning. stop.
there is nothing on tv in upper NY at six in the morning. stop.
anyway. stop.
i’m sure you all miss me terribly. stop.
or maybe just three of you. stop.
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my friend: wOw i had such a great christmas! i spent so much time with my family and went to church and went caroling. what did you do?
me:
my friend:
me:
my friend:
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my friend:
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my friend:
me: read about men having sex with each other.
my friend: that's what you did on thanksgiving too.
me: yep.
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The Fault In Our Stars Spoilers
Hazel’s favorite animal is a unicorn. Also, Augustus is actually an island off the coast of Ecuador. Oh, and half way through the book everyone turns into a llama.
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glee 3x13 spoilers
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colinfirthmoved asked: hating erika for shedding on you
catistic
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greglestrades:
consultingcompanion:
hating a female character does not make you misogynistic
hating a female character BECAUSE she’s female makes you misogynistic
hating a female character for things you let male characters get away with.
misogynistic.
hating a female character because she has better hair than you.
jealousistic.
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look at all the variety on this blog →
christophernolans:
clearly worth a follow
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I see you’ve titled your follow forever as “BEST BLOGZ IN EXISTANCE” but mine isn’t on it so clearly you are mistaken.
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previouslyiangallaghers asked: top five tumblr urls you saved this year!
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wtf the young grinch is so terrifying why is nobody else talking about this?
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six favourite _______ of 2011. →
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“This season of Sherlock has been scheduled around Freeman’s Watson. Having...”
– (via greglestrades)
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blomkvist replied to your post: wahhh how do you tell someone you don’t want to…
okay fine i get it
wahhh how do you tell someone you don’t want to hook up with them?
nerimoan:
I have to leave for work soon.
which means I have to change into my stupid work clothes
so I’ll brighten your day by showing you the best photo of me ever
seriously it’s so good